all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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