she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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