Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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