College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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