He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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