Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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