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go home
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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