There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You pole danced in your parka.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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