I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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