so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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