party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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