if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I looked at my own cervix.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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