pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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