I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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its like you know when i get waxed
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