There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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