so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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