When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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