I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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