There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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