Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
These tits shall not be calmed
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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