I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Small penises have feelings too.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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