I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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