hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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