woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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