Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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