I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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