Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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