What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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