Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I showed him my bush... on skype.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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