have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
You took a bar mat shot.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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