Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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