But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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