kristin has been a bad kristin
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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