i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Just cropdusted the office
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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