the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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