I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
why do cheetos always look like penises
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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