So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
