I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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