We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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