everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
