Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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