He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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