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he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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