when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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