i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
We don't watch enough power rangers
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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