when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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