I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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