Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I don't deserve a penis
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Randomize
