I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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