u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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