between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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