He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
you are never too drunk for berry picking
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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