Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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